…there is no joy in Mudville today. Thank God our founding fathers are not alive to witness this. As much as they argued among themselves, they accomplished something. TB first found himself bashing the capitalism that he loves, now he finds he has no faith in our government…none whatsoever. Wait, this is not fair to those great men who created this ‘grand experiment’ 232 years ago…TB has no faith in our elected officials. He has jokingly said: can’t we just adjourn Congress for one year and see how it goes? As of this moment he would dismantle this group of little boys and girls and send them packing…oops, forgot they have their golden parachutes in the form of retirement…but at least not one of them would be able to find a job in the private sector as they would no longer provide value by peddling their influence.
If TB hears one of them say they “chose a life of public service” he will be sickened. Today’s commentary was written yesterday as a form of relief believing that today would be brighter…it is not. First, late yesterday afternoon we heard that WAMU had been taken over by the regulators and JPM was getting the branches which will take them from a wholesale bank to the second largest retail bank as well. Just how much of the entire financial system will they end up with defies comprehension…and all in the belief that Jamie Dimon is the savior? We only have a handful of major banks that are sound and how much can they absorb? In August, a WSJ article said that according to Institutional Risk Analytics they are forecasting 110 banks with $850 billion in assets to fall by next July. That’s eight times the FDIC’s total reserves. The man who said this Chris Whalen was on CNBC this morning saying that Washington is not solving the problem they are merely treating the symptoms. While something has to be done and soon, there has to be a shift to treating a systemic problem rather than applying boxes of Band-Aids in a desperate attempt to improve market psychology. Despite an ailing global financial system, hedge funds are still trying to game the system and Wall Street is creating more synthetic methods to short stocks…parasites…but what will it get them if they bring down the system? Nothing.
With WAMU gone, and the devil is in the details because JPM ‘cherrypicked’ the assets, they were saved from using their remaining reserves just for WAMU, the first half being lost on IndyMac. Now consider that WAMU was the biggest borrower from the Federal Home Loan Banks, and to those of you who think the stock might even be worth the 35 cents a share it traded at overnight, think again! Home Loan has first dibs on assets…got it? Also, isn’t raising FDIC insurance rates going to be the equivalent of raising reserve requirements as the Fed did leading to the Depression?
The second thing that happened was that the bailout or whatever you wish to call it was falling apart. Later, TB read on Bloomberg that it was the GOP who was split down the middle that derailed it. There is no longer any possible doubt that the Bush/Cheney or Cheney/Bush Administration will go down in history as the worst ever. Once they could no longer bully and cajole, the transparency of their clothing was obvious. That is where we are this morning…the dollar after rallying again is slipping…the Yen being the only winner as the UK and EU don’t look much better now than we do. Furthermore, even Gold isn’t rallying, Dow futures are -168 and treasury’s (note TB didn’t say bonds as their value certainly isn’t enhanced) are stronger but not all THAT much stronger.
Since TB can offer no sage advice, solutions, or comfort, here is what he wrote at 3pm yesterday afternoon…the title was to be …Friday Funnies…but no way is there anything to laugh about today:
…after a week spent dealing with the clowns in Congress and a market that a week ago regained all the gains of the previous week, then today with a deal allegedly being cut on the bailout, stocks rallied eradicating the prior two days of losses. This on the final day for T+3 settlement for the quarter. Don’t forget that Tuesday is quarterend, then on Thursday the ban on shortselling is lifted and Friday is non-farm payrolls and unemployment…and based on last week’s initial jobless claims which was the survey date it doesn’t bode well for the numbers…but if you feel lucky and think this bailout or whatever you want to call it will solve everything then by all means buy…but you will not be seeing TB in that line.
How about this from some guy at the Hoover Institute…now think how stupid that name sounds in this environment…perhaps it will be another 20 years before we get another GOP President. Anyway this ‘fellow’ said that the solution to the problem is to fire Paulson…then he said you can’t really fire him as his term isn’t up…Huh? Hasn’t he ever heard of Paul O’Neill? Anyway, he said that this is all a big snow job (no pun intended) to scare people into hurry-up legislation like the Administration getting us into the Iraq War…wait a minute…isn’t the Hoover Institute aligned with the supply-siders, neo-cons, etc. Perhaps it is so bad that they feel if they distance themselves from Dubya, McCain can get elected.
Or how about yesterday afternoon when the GOP beat the Dems to the punch declaring that McCain said he was going to go back to DC and stop campaigning to help solve this problem and no debate tonight. But then Obama came on and said he initiated a call to McCain suggesting that. But by the time TB got around to telling someone about it Obama said that he was going on with the debate…makes you wonder if he got ticked off that McCain tried to take the credit…easy fact check…the phone records…who called whom? Now the interesting thing here is for once we have some real meat for a debate and McCain doesn’t want to…with all his experience he should be eager to, right? Then came the suggestion that McCain and Obama not participate and instead have Biden debate Palin on the subject…what a hoot!
Moving right along we have Sen. Bunning, God rest his soul…please…on a rant that made no sense whatsover and also claiming that the bailout is not necessary…let them fail…and he blames Bernanke. Those of you who saw the testimony the prior time know how he took Bernanke to task on Fed policy. With all due respect, Bunning is a moron but typical of the breed from what TB saw in the hearings. So TB has had enough for one week and no prognostications…nothing more this week…instead a friend forwarded this piece that is either brilliant or lunacy…but at least it’s humorous and we taxpayers can use some of that besides the antics of our elected officials:
Hi Pals,
I’m against the $85,000,000,000 bailout of AIG. Instead, I’m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a ‘We Deserve It Dividend’.
To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bon-a-fide U.S. Citizens 18+.
Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up…So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.
My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a ’We Deserve It Dividend’. Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let’s assume a tax rate of 30% (The GOP wants it to be 15%. TB).
Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.
But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has $595,000.
What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads
Put away money for college – it’ll be there
Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car – create jobs (perhaps some that even pay a decent wage. TB)
Invest in the market – capital drives growth
Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else
Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed
Forces.
If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it. If we’re going to do an $85 billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!
As for AIG – liquidate it. Sell off its parts. Let American General go back to being American General. (By the way, not one of AIG’s 50 or so insurance subsidiaries is in trouble…this was derivatives. TB)
Sell off the real estate. Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.
Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.
Sure it’s a crazy idea that can “never work.”
But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!
How do you spell Economic Boom?
I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion ’We Deserve It Dividend’ more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC .
And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.
Ahhh…I feel so much better getting that off my chest.
Kindest personal regards,
Birk
T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic
However, anyone who has worked in a competitive capitalism environment knows about the incredible pressure to survive — and how it leads to dishonesty by some players. Rules and enforcement is needed. Otherwise, the question becomes: do I plan dirty too or take a walk. Hey, it’s the real world, so most everyone caves in or develops a blind eye. That is how and why Wall Street turned into a septic tank.”